AVAILABLE FOR ALMOST LITERALLY ANYTHING

WILL WORK
FOR A VISA.

You have a dirty job.
I have a very good reason to do it.

Hi, I’m Attila. Your next pool boy, toilet cleaner, or human hotdog. Let’s call it a career move.

Find me a job ↓

10 questionable career choices1 very motivated man

Attila grinning proudly with a toilet brush and pink apron

YOUR NEXT EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH?

WILL DO
ANYTHING**yes, even that.

Attila in a hotdog costume holding a Please hire me sign

Plan B. And C. And D.

NO JOB TOO DIRTY ✳ NO OUTFIT TOO EMBARRASSING ✳ SPONSORSHIP APPRECIATED ✳

THE VERY FLEXIBLE CAREER PLAN

Pick a job.
Save a man.

Ten ways to put me to work.
One less reason to send me home.

10 opportunities. Same guy.

A LITTLE CONTEXT

Big dreams.
Small print.
No dignity.

Some people find their calling.
I’m accepting all incoming calls.

The situation is simple: I need a job for a visa. You need someone to tackle the things you’ve been avoiding. Toilets. Trash. That suspicious drain. Suddenly, we’re a perfect match.

I bring enthusiasm, questionable outfits, and a willingness to start at the bottom. Sometimes literally.

Attila — open to work. Very open.

AN EXTREMELY SIMPLE PROCESS

From unemployed
to in your way.

01 /

Pick your problem.

Dirty pool? Full bin? Sausage-shaped hole in your marketing plan?

02 /

Lower your expectations.

I’ve got the outfit. Let’s not get distracted by the qualifications.

03 /

Give Attila a chance.

You get a helping hand. I get one step closer to staying.

EXCELLENT QUESTIONS

Before you
commit.

Is there anything you won’t do?+

So far, this website has failed to find it. Please don’t take that as a challenge.

Do you have experience?+

I have worn every outfit on this page. That’s practically an apprenticeship.

Can I actually book a service here?+

This is a bachelor-party joke. The hire buttons make a souvenir job offer for Attila. No booking, payment, or real job application is sent.

DON’T MAKE ME PRINT MORE CVs

Your worst job.
My next opportunity.

One man. Ten jobs. One visa.

WILL WORK
FOR A VISA.

Pick a job.
Save a man.

Big dreams.
Small print.
No dignity.

From unemployed
to in your way.

Pick your problem.

Lower your expectations.

Give Attila a chance.

Before you
commit.

Your worst job.
My next opportunity.

You’re hiring Attila.

You’re hired,
Attila.

WILL WORKFOR A VISA.

Pick a job.Save a man.

Big dreams.Small print.No dignity.

From unemployedto in your way.

Pick your problem.

Lower your expectations.

Give Attila a chance.

Before youcommit.

Your worst job.My next opportunity.

WILL WORK
FOR A VISA.

Pick a job.
Save a man.

Big dreams.
Small print.
No dignity.

From unemployed
to in your way.

Before you
commit.

Your worst job.
My next opportunity.